yes. for real. yes. this is kanye.aaaand:
m: i wouldn't be able to marry someone that dresses terribly, because i wouldn't be attracted to him in the first place!
r: (exasperated, then suddenly excited) okay, what if you were in a play. and he only wore nice clothes, in the play. HA!
(hypothetically recovering from thinking a muskrat costume was that of a kitten.)
g: i shoulda known by the tail. i shoulda known by the skat.
(discussing what should be done about the absolute lack of fear in the deer on campus)
k: someone needs to take a knife and stab one of them!
everyone: (quiet, confusion)
someone: why??
k: well, to show them that we're dangerous!
l: what is it called when you have to do something?
e: commitment?
l: oh yes, that.
g: (out of NOWHERE, peaks head around the corner) wait, who's not sexually active??
(professor forbids any stupid cliche poetry from being turned in at the end of the term)
d: well, there goes my portfolio!
p: all those butterfly poems!
g: son of a!
i love funny people. i couldn't stand it if my life was without them. so i must document this, if only for myself. haha.
also, time is FLYING by right now. i think i like it?
also also, i am, officially, beginning work on my mission papers. :)
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